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I Was A Teenage Vegan

from The Bored Game by Mom’s Mad

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A song for our best BABE Rhea

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Rhea, you’re just one of a kind
Just so real, you weren’t a waste of my time
Oh, Rhea
How could you ever be mine?
I was blind, fucking blind
We met at work, you smiled and reached for my hand
My attraction to you grew so strong that I couldn’t stand
And even though the tension built up more than we planned
A bag of love notes, cartoon contraband
Oh, Rhea
You kept me going when I could smile
If I could feel you maybe I could settle down for a while
I can’t read you with my emotions in a Pile
You held my heart like a baby mouse in a paw
Why does it feel like you don’t even know me at all?
Why’s it so easy to throw our love affair at the wall?
Brown-eyed beauty, I have never felt so small
Rhea, I know you are one of my kind
I searched the whole damn Earth, but I ain’t gonna find
Anyone real, but there’s no rush of time
You’re one of my kind

Oh, Rhea

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from The Bored Game, released March 25, 2020
Lyrics by Clemb

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Mom’s Mad Portland, Oregon

A real band making fake music. Pulling from all genres and free boxes, Mom’s Mad might be the last hope for a failed breakfast.

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