Name: If Loving Jesus is Wrong, I Don't Wanna Be Alt-Right
Duration: P00H02M13S
Description: The oldest Country song to come out in the last 20 years

If Loving Jesus is Wrong, I Don't Wanna Be Alt-Right

from The Bored Game by Mom’s Mad

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The oldest Country song to come out in the last 20 years

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Jesus, take my hand

Help me guide my gun

Help me shoot away my inner demons

Though some people say that you’re not his son

You know that I never stopped believing

500 stories tall, with a beard made out of gold

With an AK47 on his shoulder

I keep my grip tight on my glock and do what I am told

Won’t stop until my enemies corpses smolder

Jesus, you’re the bullets in my magazine

Sending every shot towards freedom

Light that heathen fire, verify my dreams

Only with your nail-stabbed hands will I beat ‘em

Soaring though the sky on your winged dinosaur

High-fiving angel while you pack your gun

Trump and Putin walk across the charred remainders of humanity

And the non-believers burn slowly in the sun

And women finally learn their place, and men will be okay

Jesus shoot my demons away

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from The Bored Game, released March 25, 2020
lyrics by Clemb

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A real band making fake music. Pulling from all genres and free boxes, Mom’s Mad might be the last hope for a failed breakfast.

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